Eat My Orgasmic Meat submitted by Fork

Welcome children, in today's lesson of 'cooking orgasmic food for your mouth' I will teach you how to make Corned Beef! This is easy, doesn't require a lot of effort and tastes absolutely delicious. The hardest part was actually cutting it up at the end because my knife is blunt as fuck. Here's what you'll need:



Read on for the full recipe that is full of win.

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Twelve - Bad Company 2 submitted by kiral

Fap about it with Twelvians here.





There's a lot of playing, discussion and shit slinging going on so if you want some mates to play with come in and join us!


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Cooking with Hekate: Lasagne submitted by hekate

I made this lasagne a long time ago, with the intention of posting a blog, then just never got around to it. All the recent talk of food reminded me I had the images all done, so here it is.

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What do you eat at work? submitted by Docilus

I know I've not been eating the right foods. Maccas atleast 5 days a week, eating out at take-away joints for their convenience. And there's no way I've been getting enough physical activity to be fit, let alone to stay fit.
So when the Doctor tells me I'm too big and over weight to have the surgery I've been waiting on for two years, it was not too surprising. Time to change my eating habits.





My question, my fellow Twelvians: What do you eat during a standard working day?





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The Challenge - An Ausedragon story submitted by Ausedragon

So what is the challenge?

"WE DARE YOU to take... jacks challenge - Eat it all, Get it For half price and a free Outback Jacks Challenge t/shirt to show off to your friends!! Our famous 1kg aged grain fed, lump-a-rump served with wedges and steamed vegetables. Certified Australian Diamond Cut Prime Beef. (Rules apply)."






As you can see the challenge is to eat 1 kilogram of rump steak, potato wedges and salad. Sounds easy? Wrong. You have to eat all of these in 30 minutes (or less) to receive the T-shirt and 50% off. Being the sort of person who likes a challenge I decided to take the Outback Jacks challenge.

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